Freyr

Was Freyr violated without even knowing it!?

[That rather worried shriek is everyones first introduction to the god Freyr.]

Freyr knows he is desirable and good looking, but please ask first, Freyr is not such a loose moralled person.

[Who was he talking to anyway?]

And rags? Not even a proper shirt for after? How can Freyr show his face when dressed in such distaste?

[Is this really more concerning than everything else?]

Freyr wants his clothes back... Freyr wants his virtue back!

[There's some fumbling as presumably he has discovered his pants and puts them on. However there's a long pause after the shuffling stops.]

AHHHH! Freyr is turning into a bird!!

[And off in the forest somewhere, or perhaps closer to town, is a half naked Freyr flipping out.]